one day a chicken was walking through a meadow
..when she saw a horse stuck in the mud
thinking fast she got the farmers sports car
tied one end of a rope to the bumper
and the other to the horse and pulled him to safety
the following week the horse was walking through the meadow
and saw the chicken stuck in the mud, thinking fast
he pulled out his willy and told the chicken to hold on to his willy
and pulled her out to safety....
and the moral of the story is........
guys if you are hung like a horse
you dont need a flashy car to pick up chicks!!!